Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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