real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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