please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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