drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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