okay pat passed out under dana's car
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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