I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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