just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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