You're a womanizer and a bitch.
so let's talk penis.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
