David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm having to shit out rocks
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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