question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I intend to get homeless drunk
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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