Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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