its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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