I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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