I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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