road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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