did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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