similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Woke up backwards on a recliner
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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