So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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