garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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