I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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