4 words: hood of his car
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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