We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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