so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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