nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
His hands were made for my vagina.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
