Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I have post one night stand depression
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