There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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