what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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