Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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