Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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