I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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