i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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