I feel like I'm in dance class right now
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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