We named our party play list daddy issues
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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