We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
