Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
