Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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