So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
its liver damage thursday
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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