awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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