it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
