Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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