yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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