I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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