Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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