I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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