it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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