Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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