All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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