This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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