I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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