is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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